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Diarrhea! Chan Chan Chan! Diarrhea! Chan Chan Chan!

When you can’t get out of the inning,
Because you feel your bowels spinning,
Diarrhea! Chan Chan Chan!
When you’re pitching from the stretch,
And the odor makes you retch,
Diarrhea! Chan Chan Chan!
When you give up three hits and two earned runs
Because you have a case of the, uh, runs
Diarrhea! Chan Chan Chan!
When you could only get two outs
Because your anus became a doody spout
Diarrhea! Chan Chan Chan!
You’re teammates think it’s funny,
But it’s really dark and runny
Diarrhea! Chan Chan Chan!

[H/T Big League Stew, The 700Level, @JimmyTraina]