Boston Herald Makes Mitch Albom Column Even Lamer With Stupid Headline
Mind-blowing stuff. I see the editors at the Boston Herald are now seeking inspiration for their compelling teasers by watching After-School Specials.
I have no idea why the Herald didn’t stick with the headline the Detroit Free-Press used for Albom’s column about the untimely death of Notre Dame recruit Matt James, “The real tragedy of a Notre Dame football recruit’s spring break death.” (Note: he has the good sense never to admit it, but Albom secretly believes the real tragedy is that James never had the opportunity to read Tuesdays With Morrie.)
It’s a shame I missed the headline when the Herald picked up the AP story regarding James’ autopsy. I’m sure it was something along the lines of “Five Story Plummet from Balcony a threat to living.”
I particularly enjoy Albom’s introductory sentences: “Matt James fell off a balcony. He died.” They remind me of Lisa Simpson’s “Meditations on Turning 8” poem.
The real tragedy of a Notre Dame football recruit’s spring break death [Detroit Free Press]
Booze is a threat to teens [Boston Herald]