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Joslyn James Did One Last Interview Before She Set Sail Home To Whore Island

Nah, just kidding. She’s not really setting sail for Whore Island. There’s no such place. She is, however, currently planning her itinerary for a much needed vacation in Puerto Whoro.

But before that, she has some stripping to do. Oh, and some more interviews, you know, because her tale has not been told yet! Joslyn knelt  down for an interview with Atlanta’s 790 The Zone earlier today, where she discussed, of all things, that cheatin’ Tiger Woods. You can hear the entirety of the interview in podcast form here.

And who are we kidding? She ain’t going anywhere. She’s like the herp, man.

Come, and give head.  I mean heed.

Via Sports Radio Interviews:

On how she first met Tiger:

“I met Tiger at a nightclub I was working at. I was a go-go dancer and some of my co-workers came up to me and said he wanted to meet me. And I was having a bad night, and it took lots of persuading until they got my favorite cocktail waitress which I can’t tell her no.

Go on…

So I went over and had a beer and we started talking, and he actually turned out to be really funny and have a good sense of humor.”

Also: rich and famous.

On why she feels Tiger owes her an apology:

“I’m owed an apology because he lied to me for three years, and I was truthful and honest with him…

Joslyn: “Tiger, I want to be open and honest with you: I am an adult film actress, have a terribly low self esteem and I screw people for a living.”

Tiger: “Giddyup!”

…and put not only my heart at risk, but my health at risk.”

Come on, Joslyn, get real. Anal sex, while probably painful, does not actually put your health at risk. Neither does cumguzzling. Just ask Rod Stewart (note: love the high-minded way About.com writer guy delicately discusses the semen story).

On what Tiger lied about:

“He said I was the only one he was with besides his wife intimately.”

Okay, there is being intimate and there is hardcore, indiscriminate hate-banging. I’m surprised Joslyn doesn’t know the difference.

On if she got out of the porn business for Tiger:

“Oh yes, I got out of the adult film industry for him after a year of dating.”

A year? Don’t move so fast, Joslyn. It’s kind of like dating someone for a couple of years and later they discover that you cheated on them and your response is, “Oh honey, I got out of the banging game a year after we were dating.”

On why she has come out and been so vocal about her story with Tiger:

Being vocal is what she does best. I mean, we have all seen pornos.

“No, it was never about 15 minutes…

Fifteen minutes? Holy crap, Tiger is a friggin’ stallion!

It took me a long time to come out because I didn’t want to come out. But when the whole mistress collection golf ball thing came out, that really touched a sore spot with me. Because being a victim of domestic violence, I had had enough.”

On if she feels she owes Elin Woods an apology:

“I’ve apologized publicly to his wife on every interview that I’ve done.”

I’m sure that makes Elin feel much, much better. Well, at least one of the 20 whores my husband was screwing felt kind of bad. Not super bad, but sort of kind of bad.

On if she ever thought Tiger would leave his wife and family for her:

“I never anticipated him to leave his wife or family and I never thought he would. What we had is what we had, and we were having fun, and that’s how we thought things were going to be.”

Alright. Thanks, candypants. We’ll wait to hear from you soon as you attempt to deep throat your fifteen minutes of fame one more time.

Joslyn James Speaks Out Again As Tiger Gets Set To Tee Off At Augusta [Sports Radio Interviews]