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It’s Probably A Good Thing Tiger Isn’t A Mormon

Despite their considerable power, the rulers of Augusta National Golf Club and their henchmen cannot control the sky above the course. This whimsical message to Tiger could be seen hovering above about the time Tiger teed off earlier this afternoon. Genius!

But what if Buddhism wasn’t Tiger’s current religion of choice/excuse? What if he belonged to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints? Could you imagine how much it would have cost the wisenheimer to rent a plane to fly around with that banner trailing behind it? Not to mention coming up with some clever variation on the name.

Ooh! I got one. How about the “The Church of Jesus Christ! Baby Batter Face Paint!

Nah, that’s just terrible. But you can see where I am going with this.

[H/T Trailing Tiger]