It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Praise be to the gods: NSFWednesday is back with a vengeance, baby![Melt Your Face Off]

• If it couldn’t get any worse for the guy: Tiger Woods is now causing armed robberies. [Busted Coverage]

• Remember that adorable little kid who can recite the entire Herb Brooks’ speech from Miracle? He made an appearance at Fenway Park. [Babes Love Baseball]

• Not that we needed any additional evidence to state this confidently, but Tiki Barber is a ginormous douchebag. [With Leather]

• Hey, wait a second – Donovan McNabb has already met President Obama. [Mr. Irrelevant]

• My favorite: FCL Finishes the Headline. [Food Court Lunch]

• Butler head coach Brad Stevens was offered a job by David Letterman during his appearance on Dave’s show last night. [The Sporting Blog]

• Egad! Redskins head coach Mike Shanahan needs to start using sunscreen. [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• One of Tiger’s bodyguards mistakenly accused a woman at Augusta of being a stripper. Oops. [Out of Bounds]

• Sam Bradford is subjected to KSK’s feature, Better Know A Draft Pick. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Mark Cuban is a violent man. Also, he’s a dick. [Bootlegger Sports]

• How dare someone make a t-shirt that has Sidney Crosby’s head on Sid Vicious’ body? The nerve! [PSAMP]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Hazing Incident Ends In Tragic Joining Of Fraternity

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