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David Ortiz Has A (Bleeping), No Good, (Expletive) Potty Mouth

The Slugger Formally Known As David Ortiz – maybe we should refer to him with a symbol like Prince. And considering his expletive-laden tirade last night after writers for various Boston media outlets questioned whether Ortiz should be pulled from the DH spot as well as beginning the season 0-for-7, perhaps it should be a combination of symbols – like #@!!%.

The profanity-laced diatribe, courtesy of CSNNE (via Big League Screw):

When asked how he felt at the plate, Ortiz was short and to the point without belaboring or betraying anything.

“I’ll be fine,” said Ortiz. “Of course. I wouldn’t be here [if I didn’t think I was about to break out]. It’s not time to start worrying about that [expletive]. Not yet.But Ortiz was pressed a bit, and asked if he thought it was fair people might automatically assume he’s destined for the same kind of two-month slump to begin this season as he suffered last summer.

That’s when the steam started coming out of Big Papi’s ears.

“Look dawg. I’m not talking. Let me finish,” said an animated Ortiz as he got dressed at his locker following the loss. “You guys just wait until [expletive] happens and then you guys talk [expletive].

“Two [expletive] games already and you mother [expletives] are going crazy. What’s up with that, man. [Expletive]. There’s 160 games left. Ain’t that a bitch.”

Dawg? Is Big Papi doing his best Randy Jackson imitation or something? If so, I wasn’t feeling it – it was a bit pitchy in spots, dude.

And look at all those expletives! It’s like the Play-At-Home-Edition of Scarface Mad-Libs, if there ever were such a thing.

Game on! David Ortiz and Red Sox media clash on second day [Big League Stew]
Big Papi Bleeping Telling Us It’s A Bleeping Long Season, Dawg [Big League Screw]
Big Papi blows off some steam after loss [CSNNE]