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Wake N’ Blog For April 6th: Sheriff Institutes A ‘Sweatin’ To The Maurys’ Campaign

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. Apologies for the late start, but I was diligently working my shift over at With Leather. Yeah, I know, I’m pretty awesome. If you would like to shoot me an e-mail and send in some tips before I am too cool for you, send them and any accolades and genuflections to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com.

• Dubbed “Pedal Vision,” Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio has instituted a policy whereby inmates have to pedal on stationary bikes to generate electricity to power the televisions at Phoenix’s famed “Tent City Jail.” Sounds like a neat policy, but I think Sheriff Arpaio’s “Swimming For Sodomy” program is a step too far. [MSNBC/AP]

• Playboy knows what golf is really all about. [Waggle Room]

• If you ever get hit in the eye with the ball while playing softball, you can always sue the company who built the field. Wha? [Out of Bounds]

• Kevin Youkilis’ “Beard of Truth” honors the passing of a fallen comrade. [TAUNTR]

• Bud Selig is a crying little bitch. [Second-String Fullback]

• If Ron Artest appeared on George Lopez’s talk show but no one watched it, did it really happen? [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Eight questions every golfer wants to ask Tiger. [Guyism]

• Speculating on what some prominent NFLers would have to say about the release of the Apple iPad. [Shutdown Corner]

• President Obama threw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals game yesterday, in case you haven’t heard. [The Sporting Blog]

• Joe Theismann considers Donovan McNabb “the last piece of the puzzle” for the Washington Redskins. Remind me to never compete in a jigsaw puzzle competition with that moron. [D.C. Sports Bog]

• I seriously have no idea what is going on with this Jimmy Clausen ESPN: The Magazine cover. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• “Facebook Updates That Make Me Want To Punch My So-Called Friends In The Face – Part Three.” ‘Nuff said. [Food Court Lunch]

• Here are five things men should never be embarrassed doing alone. Also: masturbating. [Uncoached]

The Onion Headline of the Day: Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Levels