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Tiger Woods Soundboard, Anyone?

Move over Gus Johnson Soundboard, as is the case with March Madness, your time in the spotlight is over. Courtesy of Slate (via The Big Lead) comes the Tiger Woods Soundboard.

To celebrate Woods’ return to competitive golf, Slate has put together the ultimate Tiger Woods crank-call generator. Click on the soundboard below to play one of 50 clips—everything from “These are issues between a husband and wife” to “Uhm, I wouldn’t be able to sit for a while.”

To get started, just pick up the phone and call anyone you think might like to get a personal greeting from the world’s greatest golfer. When they answer, you might want to click, “Hey, it’s Tiger.” After they greet you back, maybe it would be appropriate to ask for a “huge favor,” or perhaps to explain that you have a “love and passion for getting that ball in the hole.” Before you know it, it’ll be time for “Huge, quickly, alright bye.” Enjoy!

Well played, Slate. Although “Prank Call Generator” is so, I don’t know, 1980s-ish. Let’s freshen it up a bit. Instead, how about the “Tiger Woods Talky Thingamajobber”? See, that’s much better.

The Tiger Woods Crank-Call Generator [Slate]
The Tiger Woods Soundboard is “Tremendous” [The Big Lead]