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It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (April 5th)

• Two incredibly talented writers and one hack asshole (I’ll let you figure out which one is the hack asshole) will be filling in for the esteemed PUNTE over at WL for the next week and a half while he takes care of some stuff (*cough* gender reassignment therapy *cough*). Nah, just kidding. He’s in jail. [With Leather]

• JoPa had to sing for his supper. [EDSBS]

• Brooks makes the argument that a 96-team NCAA Tournament will be even more popular than its current state. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

• Tiger Woods would like to shake your hand. Do you have any of that sanitizer shit? [Trailing Tiger]

• A brilliant in-depth assessment of today in Tigermania by one of my colleagues this week over at With Leather, Shane Bacon. [Devil Ball Golf]

• A McNabb jersey has already been spotted at Washington Nationals game. [D.C. Sports Bog]

• My buddy Samer assesses the Donovan McNabb trade. [Second String Fullback]

• Finally, on the McNabb front, here’s a first look at Donovan in a Redskins jersey. [FirstCuts]

• MYFO handicaps who will be the next dominant NHL blue liner. [Melt Your Face Off]

• Dear God. Tony Romo sings. [Out of Bounds]

• Adriana Lima knows how to grip a  Thunderstix in her hands and make it look sexy. [Busted Coverage]

• Peter King: still a douchetard. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Are Wayne retzky, Mike Modano and Brett Hull the next owners of the Dallas Stars? [Puck Daddy]

• UK fan shows the intellectual capacity of the Kentucky fanbase by using the phrase “escape goat.” [Bootlegger Sports]

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