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Attention Whore Whore Reacts To Tiger’s Press Conference With Attention Whore Attorney By Her Side

Would you look at that poor, poor cumguzzler? She looks devastated. And to tell you the truth, Joslyn James doesn’t look so hot either.

Okay, that photo is from an earlier press conference back in February at the time of Tiger’s first press conference, but I imagine both Joslyn James and Gloria Allred appeared very much the same during their own press conference (audio here) where they reacted to Tiger’s press conference. That’s a whole assload of press conferences.

Referring to Tiger as a “big fat liar” (not with his pants on fire?), the big news is that neither James nor Allred will be attending the Masters and that James will be moving on with her life as she returns to her career as an Facilitator of Ejaculatory Studies.

Via OK!

When Joslyn finally spoke a few words, she kept it quite brief.

“My feelings regarding his press conference was, it’s still a big malarkey, he’s not truthful, he’s not honest, he should be focusing this time right now instead of golf so quickly, on his loved ones,” she said. “I also don’t feel that he says he saw things clearly after his father died and after the birth of his children because after the birth of his first daughter Sam, he was with me 10 days later,” she revealed.

“I still think he’s a big fat liar… We all deserve an apology, those of us who were hurt throughout all this,” asserted Joslyn, adding that in the future, she’s going to find someone who’s not married to love her. Good call!

Malarkey? Don’t pull any punches, Joslyn. Allred, who spoke before James, maintained that Tiger is not rehabilitated and stated the reason they wouldn’t be attending the Masters is due to Augusta’s sexist and discriminatory policy that does not allow women to be members.

I see. Somehow, Allred, by tying it with the exclusive membership policy of Augusta National, is trying to manipulate Joslyn James nailing a married Tiger Woods into some sort of feminist issue, which makes sense when you think about it.

Now, if you’ll excuse Joslyn James, she is now going to move on with her life as a Feminist Warrior. Oh, she also has to get ready for her appearance stripping at the Pink Pony by shaving her snatch.

Feminism, attention whore whore-style.

Joslyn James Responds to Tiger’s Press Conference [OK!]
Live — Joslyn James and Gloria Allred Talk Tiger [TMZ]
(previously at the Sportress: Would Referring To Joslyn James As An Attention Whore Whore Be Redundant?)