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Wake N’ Blog For April 1st: Google Earth, Crimefighter

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• A deputy in Florida used satellite images from Google Earth to locate and arrest a man for illegally dumping a boat. Interesting. Private eyes, they’re watching you (*clap clap*), they see your every move. [MSNBC/AP]

• The Tim Lincecum bobblehead doll will feature real human hair. Not creepy at all. [Out of Bounds]

• Kevin Garnett has got a real fucking pottymouth. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Steve Phillips is joining Fanhouse as an MLB analyst, banger of ugly interns. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

• I’m really digging this guy’s “Bird Fucker” jersey. [Total Pro Sports]

• Tennis player Caroline Wozniacki? Yeah, she’s still hot. [Guyism]

• Tony Reali: gay cat burglar? [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• We are all Donovan McNabb, especially the Emo Eagles guys. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Have no fear, John Daly will be in Augusta. Just not at The Masters. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Seattle Mariners are a little behind on the internet meme learning curve, will have a “ICanHasCheezburger” Night. [The Sporting Blog]

• A bunch of players who will start the season on the disabled list of their teams. [More Hardball]

• What’s the deal with this Steve Blake/Andrew Bogut shit? [That NBA Lottery Pick]

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