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Off Topic: I Would Like To Show Sexy Acai Berry News Anchor Lady My Twig & Berries

I have previously covered Shirtless Jesus Guy Who Wants Me To Lower My Bills and Old Man Mad As Hell About His Mortgage from those online ads, now it’s time for Sexy Acai Berry News Anchor Lady.

She’s magically babelicious, guys. And it looks like she really gives it her all and takes it very seriously when reporting on the miracle weight loss benefits of Acai Berries. In fact, the look of near dread upon her face would be more fitting if she were informing us that the unburied dead are coming back to life and seeking human victims. But I wouldn’t hear what she was saying anyway.