It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (March 31st)
• Absolutely fantastic post about the 65 things these guys loved about the NCAA Tournament. [The Dagger]
• Wait, Elin might be pregnant? [Out of Bounds]
• Sportscaster in Pennsylvania caught jerking it on a webcam thinking he was doing it for a 13-year-old girl on the internet. Yikes. [Busted Coverage]
• That chick sprinter with a penis? Yeah, she’s going to start running again. [With Leather]
• This Week in Fuck You: gym conversation people. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• The open tryouts to become a Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader went well. [Unathletic Mag]
• The head coach for the Oklahoma Sooners women’s basketball team is kind of cougar-like. [Guyism]
• Writers for NHL.com are real smart. [Melt Your Face Off]
• Brewers fans construct a raggedy fort out of cardboard boxes while they wait to buy tickets. [Big League Stew]
• It looks like Chris Berman ain’t going anywhere. [The Big Lead]
• An awesome compilation of thoughts that may occur to you while listening to ESPN analyst Mark Schlereth. [Tirico Suave]
• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Zydrunas Ilgauskas Figures He Must Be From Turkey Or Something
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