It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (March 31st)

• Absolutely fantastic post about the 65 things these guys loved about the NCAA Tournament. [The Dagger]

• Wait, Elin might be pregnant? [Out of Bounds]

• Sportscaster in Pennsylvania caught jerking it on a webcam thinking he was doing it for a 13-year-old girl on the internet. Yikes. [Busted Coverage]

• That chick sprinter with a penis? Yeah, she’s going to start running again. [With Leather]

• This Week in Fuck You: gym conversation people. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• The open tryouts to become a Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader went well. [Unathletic Mag]

• The head coach for the Oklahoma Sooners women’s basketball team is kind of cougar-like. [Guyism]

• Writers for NHL.com are real smart. [Melt Your Face Off]

• Brewers fans construct a raggedy fort out of cardboard boxes while they wait to buy tickets.  [Big League Stew]

• It looks like Chris Berman ain’t going anywhere. [The Big Lead]

• An awesome compilation of thoughts that may occur to you while listening to ESPN analyst Mark Schlereth. [Tirico Suave]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Zydrunas Ilgauskas Figures He Must Be From Turkey Or Something

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