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If NBC Wants To Pay Me $100K To Change My Name To creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts, I’m In

I have no idea why they would ever even entertain the idea, but I also do not understand why Texas Motor Speedway president Eddie Gossage is going to pay Fort Worth radio station morning show host Terry Dorsey $100,000 to change his name to TexasMotorSpeedway.com.

Via The Dallas Morning News:

Dorsey, who is a host of The Dorsey Gang show on 96.3 KSCS, must legally change his name for one year and get a permanent TMS tattoo on his body. He told NBC it was the future Mrs. TexasMotorSpeedway.com that helped him.

“It was my wife who convinced me to do it,” Dorsey said. “She said for the money Eddie was offering, it was something we couldn’t pass up.”

If Dorsey meets the qualifications, the check presentation would take place during the next racing weekend at Texas Motor Speedway on April 15-18.

Lame, but who would pass up that money? Who gives a shit about the tattoo and just because his name is officially TexasMotorSpeedway.com, it doesn’t mean anyone has to refer to him as that. And it’s only for year. Big deal. Even though it is not my given name, my entire family has always referred to me as “Shithead,” and all I got out of it was a crippling anxiety disorder.

Nevertheless, my offer still stands, NBC. Just think about it.

Radio host Terry Dorsey to change name to TexasMotorSpeedway.com for $100,000 [The Dallas Morning News]