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Would Referring To Joslyn James As An Attention Whore Whore Be Redundant?

I don’t know, it’s certainly fitting.

Desperately wrapping her hands around and seductively stroking the shaft of her 10 minutes of fame – outside of her target audience of guys with pants at their ankles, that is  – Joslyn James sat down for an interview with some yahoo for the Fox News show, Geraldo Got Large.

Um, Geraldo At Large. My apologies to the Mustachioed Master of All Media.

Delving once again into the tawdry topics that were once his namesake and the source of his success, Geraldo’s show sent some reporter guy to interview Joslyn James. In doing so, they thankfully provided her a platform to “get the truth out there,” because, hey, there is currently not enough filthy detritus regarding Tiger Woods “out there” right now.

Video of the interview and the money shots, er, quotes from her interview. But first, one note on the screen grab above: who made the decision to have reporter guy sit in such close proximity to her? It’s terribly off-putting. Half the time while I was watching it, I was waiting for some Pornzac to kick in and an unrealistic smut scene to begin playing out.

“Sorry, Mister Sexy Reporter Man, the boom is too far away to hear my sexy little voice. Wouldn’t if feel much better if I spoke directly into your mancrophone?”

You know, something like that. Note: I don’t write pornos.

Not only is James planning on stripping at the Pink Pony in Atlanta during The Masters, she apparently might actually show up at Augusta during the tournament. Talk about courage in the face(shot) of adversity. James makes Martha Burk look like, I don’t know, someone less courageous or something. And less slutty.

James even mentioned caddy Steve Williams when discussing how Tiger claims no one in his inner circle knew about his extracurricular activities. Via the New York Post:

“They’re saying that his inner-circle didn’t know anything about his infidelities and his transgressions and that’s just false,” James told Fox News Channel.

“There were a few people in his inner-cirlce that I saw regularly that knew who I was and that [knew] the dynamics of the relationship that I had with Tiger throughout the whole three years we were together.”

James also mentions how she deserves an apology from Tiger because he had the gall to cheat on her with other woman…

Holy Christ. Talk about gall.

Ex-Tiger mistress plans to be at Masters [Fox Sports]
Former Woods girlfriend plans to be in Augusta for Tiger’s return [New York Post]