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It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (March 30th)

• Hooray! The New Jersey Nets aren’t the worst team ever, just one of them! [Ball Don’t Lie]

• My good buddy First Derivative has lovingly prepared a friendly open letter to New York Rangers general manager Glenn Sather. [The Phoenix Pub]

• Remember that all-white basketball league? Yeah, they got The Daily Show treatment. [Out of Bounds]

• The cop that pulled over Joey Porter in the Taco Bell parking lot under questionable pretenses? Yeah, he’s had a DUI himself. [With Leather]

• A guy named Patrick Molesti lives up to his surname. [Food Court Lunch]

• Angel Cabrera has come up with a delightful menu for his Champions Dinner at Augusta. Seriously, it looks delicious. [Waggle Room]

• The mistreatment of Donovan McNabb by, well, everybody has got to stop. [Shutdown Corner]

• Some Boston Red Sox superfan you may have heard of before is set to publish a novella about baseball. [Walkoff Walk]

• The world is Erin Andrews’ oyster. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

• Breaking: much to our collective dismay, ESPN’s John Clayton does not have a ponytail. [Deadspin]

• Ernie Els wins two tournaments in a row, promptly switches caddies. Makes sense. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Don’t believe what you have been hearing about Notre Dame’s Jimmy Clausen. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• The criminal inquiry into Santonio Holmes is already closed? Lame. [Mondesi’s House]

• Oh no! Jayson Werth of the Philadelphia Phillies has shaved his beard, which makes the internet incredibly sad. [The Sporting Blog]

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