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Wake N’ Blog For March 29th: ‘I’m Not Gonna Let You Die, Possum! Live! Live! Live!’

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• Donald Wolfe, a 55-year-old man from Brookville, Pennsylvania, has been charged with public drunkenness after state troopers found him trying to resuscitate a dead possum on the side of the road in Puxsutawney. “The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.” So, the guy’s name is Wolfe and this happened in Puxsutawney (where Phil “lives”) and he was trying to revive a possum? They should do a miniseries about this guy on Animal Planet. [MSBNC/AP]

• Who is the better philanderer: Tiger Woods or Jesse James? That’s a tough one. [With Leather]

• The secret to Ron Artest’s early success was…stealing Little Debbies? [Ball Don’t Lie]

• Here’s WoW’s final installment of LOLSpringTraining. We’ll miss it. [Walkoff Walk]

• Deadspin kind of had a cameo appearance on the TV show Southland. [Deadspin]

• Man, the video game Double Dribble ruled. [FirstCuts]

• Josh Cribbs partied at the Playboy Mansion on his wife’s birthday. That’s not going to work out well for him I bet. [Busted Coverage]

• Video of Patriots kicker Steve Gostowski trying to drill a guy hanging from the uprights. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

• This guy argues that Duke beat Baylor because of its terrific play, not bad officiating. Either way, I still hate those arrogant jerkoffs. [The Dagger]

• Dwyane Wade and Andy Roddick played a game of H-O-R-S-E. You know, for charity. [The Sporting Blog]

• Sign up now for the Rick Fox Basketball School of Acting. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Regarding Michigan State head coach Tom Izzo, you have to give credit where credit is due. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• Epic shootout fail by Patrick Eaves. Hoo boy. [Guyism]

• Awesome time-waster:  links to beautiful aerials of classic golf courses. [Waggle Room]

• Oh dear, this is definitely the ugliest ice skating fail picture of all-time. [Uncoached]

The Onion Headline of the Day: Dog To Allow Child 3 More Yanks On Tail Before Putting An End To This