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It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (March 29th)

• Michelle Wie made a tiny rules violation yesterday, resulting in a two-stroke penalty which cost her $90,000. I’ll give her a tiny rule to violate! Wait, that came out wrong. I’ll give her a two-stroke penalty! Dammit! [Devil Ball Golf]

• Apparently, there is a German university where you can train to be a gladiator. Uh-oh. [With Leather]

• Some doofus in a blue wig cannot figure out why people are always hating on Duke. [Out of Bounds]

• My buddy Sooze checked out Target Field and she loves it. [SOOZE!]

• Epic bench-clearing hockey brawl. It’s a doozy. [Puck Daddy]

• Here’s a lesson: don’t ever say “Fuck Ryan Miller” in the vicinity of a drunk chick who happens to be a Sabres fan. [Busted Coverage]

• Peter King keeps setting ’em up, Drew keeps knocking ’em down. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Tiger lady Joslyn James will be stripping at a bar only 50 miles from Augusta while Tiger tees it up at The Masters. [Trailing Tiger]

• Some LOLMarchMadness for ya. [Daddy’s Sugar Ball]

• Hedo Turkoglu just wants to party. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• Seriously, this Sidney Crosby-Alexander Ovechkin rivalry that the NHL is forcing upon us has got to stop. [Melt Your Face Off]

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