It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (March 29th)
• Michelle Wie made a tiny rules violation yesterday, resulting in a two-stroke penalty which cost her $90,000. I’ll give her a tiny rule to violate! Wait, that came out wrong. I’ll give her a two-stroke penalty! Dammit! [Devil Ball Golf]
• Apparently, there is a German university where you can train to be a gladiator. Uh-oh. [With Leather]
• Some doofus in a blue wig cannot figure out why people are always hating on Duke. [Out of Bounds]
• My buddy Sooze checked out Target Field and she loves it. [SOOZE!]
• Epic bench-clearing hockey brawl. It’s a doozy. [Puck Daddy]
• Here’s a lesson: don’t ever say “Fuck Ryan Miller” in the vicinity of a drunk chick who happens to be a Sabres fan. [Busted Coverage]
• Peter King keeps setting ’em up, Drew keeps knocking ’em down. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• Tiger lady Joslyn James will be stripping at a bar only 50 miles from Augusta while Tiger tees it up at The Masters. [Trailing Tiger]
• Some LOLMarchMadness for ya. [Daddy’s Sugar Ball]
• Hedo Turkoglu just wants to party. [Ball Don’t Lie]
• Seriously, this Sidney Crosby-Alexander Ovechkin rivalry that the NHL is forcing upon us has got to stop. [Melt Your Face Off]
• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: NCAA To Strip Duke Of Its ’08-’09 Losses
