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Wake N’ Blog For March 24th: People In Ireland Are Drinking Less? No!

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• No, no, no. You have let me down, my Irish brethren. According to the Drinks Industry Group of Ireland (I want a job with that organization as a Quality Control Agent), booze consumption is down by a whopping 9.6 percent in 2009, 21 percent below it’s all-time high in 2001. Ah yes, 2001, heady days, drunken days. Officials are blaming it on a deep recession and troubled economy, but isn’t that when you should drink more to forget your problems. Hey Ireland: you’re doing it wrong. Don’t make me come over there! [Yahoo!/Reuters]

• A fantastic gallery of 25 stadiums at night, all lit up and purty-looking. [Guyism]

• Blogger closes down shop for the week to go on a vacation to…Puerto Vallarta? You mean you can do that? I thought the only excuse for taking time off from blogging was in-patient treatment. [Mouthpiece Blog]

• Seventeen-year-old kid with autism has correctly picked every game in his NCAA bracket through two rounds, but didn’t enter his bracket in any of the big-money-winning contests. Poor kid. [Out of Bounds]

• Jose Canseco tweeted about his sense of dread regarding the FBI coming to his house. [Babes Love Baseball]

• Yet another porn star (who, according to the photo at BC has seen far better days – maybe in the ’70s) has stepped forward claiming that Tiger Woods wanted her to be his whore. [Busted Coverage]

• Nick Swisher refuses to sing “Sweet Caroline” in a new ESPN commercial, that rat bastard. [Outside the Boxscore]

• Hoo boy. Tim Tebow reportedly asked everyone in the room to join him in prayer before taking the Wunderlic Test. Lame. [Second-String Fullback]

• Top 10 reasons why the Nets CEO yelled at a person wearing a paper bag on his head. [Five Tool Tool]

• Time for Stark Realization Wednesday over at FCL! [Food Court Lunch]

• Here’s a Caddyshack remix vid to start the day off right. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Another example why Joakim Noah is awesome. [Tremendous Upside Potential]

• Twenty supermodels, then and now. [Uncoached]

• Paula Deen is getting sued, y’all! [TV Squad]

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