Sportress of Blogitude

Best. Bathroom. Graffiti. Ever.

Seabass approves.

He who has not considered trading extreme anal violation for a ticket to a MLB game make the first fist. Or something.

The funniest part (which I suppose may have been the intent behind – heh, behind) about this wondrous display of Extreme II: Pornograffiti is that it is not really that difficult to procure tickets for Marlins games, considering the Marlins were 29th out of 30 MLB teams in attendance last season.

Now, if you’ll excuse, I suddenly feel the urge to listen to my Tool ├ćnima album. For obvious reasons*.

* Yes, I am aware that the act suggested in the above photo is not really what the song is about, thank you very much.

[H/T Deadspin]