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Wake N’ Blog For March 23rd: On-Duty State Trooper Busted For DUI? That Ain’t Good

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. No, I didn’t watch Dancing With The Stars last night but I heard good things about Buzz Aldrin’s performance. For instance, he didn’t die during it. That’s nice. Send tips and complaints regarding my deplorable ageist attitudes to

• David Dolan, a forty-eight-year-old Colorado State Trooper was arrested Monday for suspicion of drunken driving while armed and on duty and driving a police car after numerous people reported that a State Patrol car being driven erratically. James Wolfinbarger, the chief of the State Patrol, when asked whether Dolan might be suffering from post-traumatic stress related to issues at work, replied, “This is a very difficult job. … There are clearly years of accumulated stress.” Alrighty then. [MSNBC/AP]

• Speaking of DWTS, Erin Andrews debut was prettay, prettay, prettay, prettay good. [The Big Lead]

• Here are some photos of Jay Glazer uploaded to Twitter of him partying down with Saints head coach Sean Payton. Killer outfits, man. [Deuce of Davenport]

• Misery loves company when it comes to completely fucked NCAA brackets. [Outside the Boxscore]

• Egad! Joe Mauer’s agent, Ron Shapiro, has a terrible hairpiece. [Bugs & Cranks]

• The fellas at WoW fire up the cliché tracker and discuss how Joe Mauer’s contract signing was “good for baseball.” [Walkoff Walk]

• Monday Morning Punter pinch hits for Big Daddy Drew for the weekly Peter King column takedown and performs admirably. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Hockey fights are still cool, correct? Damn right they are. [With Leather]

• Making some sense out of the Tony Kornheiser-Lance Armstrong feud. [Out of Bounds]

• A couple is walking the world’s longest golf course for charity. They should probably golf it, too, just for kicks. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Are Michigan Wolverines fans scared of the dark? Maybe. [The Sporting Blog]

• One thing we can take from Tiger’s interviews: chastity bracelets are much better than chastity belts, for obvious reasons. [Food Court Lunch]

• You can buy a chunk of sod from Citizen’s Bank ballpark. Sweet! [The700Level]

• Sorry, a post with the title, “Serbian Machete Sex? Serbian Machete Sex” deserves a look-see. [FilmDrunk]

• Here are the best of the worst fight scenes ever. [Uncoached]

• Seth McFarlane did an animated Priceline Negotiator commercial. [TV Sqaud]

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