It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (March 23rd)
• Dodgers owner Frank McCourt refers to Tiger’s troubles as “fantastic.” Say what? [Big League Stew]
• On this day in 1951, football analysis changed forever: Ron Jaworski was born. If we only had a time machine… [Joe Sports Fan]
• I can think of no finer way to start off a shootout in hockey than a goalie fight. [Puck Daddy]
• Wait, an MLS post? PUNTE, you are a brave man treading in those dangerous waters. [With Leather]
• Florida wide receiver rips Tim Tebow by saying he’s happy he now has a “real quarterback.” Zing. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]
• Daunte Culpepper really wants to be the quarterback for the Buffalo Bills. [Shutdown Corner]
• Butter Chicken has been on a goddamn roll lately. Witness his genius. [Food Court Lunch]
• An NC State defensive lineman may have assaulted a 65-year-old shuttle bus driver. The bus driver probably had it coming. [The Big Lead]
• Tickets are still available for the Philadelphia Flyers’ “Gay Community Night” on Thursday! [Busted Coverage]
• Kelly Tilghman and the phenomena known as the “Tiger Rub.” [Waggle Room]
• Video of recently retired Kurt Warner dancing like a jackass. [The Sporting Blog]
• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: My Students Are Going About Making Fun Of That Tyler Kid All Wrong
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