It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (March 22nd)

• Misery loves company. The Detroit Lions and Pacman Jones are made for each other. [Shutdown Corner]

• Samer gets back on the blogging attack and grades the offseason free agent acquisitions up to this point. Nice ot have you back, man. [Second-String Fullback]

• Here’s what you missed while watching basketball all weekend. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• The boys at WoW knock it out of the park with their “This Tweet in Baseball” posts. See? Baseball reference. [Walkoff Walk]

• Strange things are afoot at Circle ESPN and it involves a huge meeting with all the on-air talent. [The Big Lead]

• Dubai is set to open the most opulent horse racing track ever designed. Still smells like horse poo, though. [Out of Bounds]

• It’s Monday, that means it’s time for another edition of Weekend at Bettman’s. [Melt Your Face Off]

• Hey Spud, it’s all good. Any reason to post old wrestling videos is good enough for me. [Food Court Lunch]

• My buddy (well, I think he’s my buddy) Ryan Ballengee writes a “comprehensive” and “exhaustive” piece on the Tiger Woods interviews. Brilliant work. [Trailing Tiger]

• Wait. Tom Brady is pregnant? Is that possible? Crazy shit, man. [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• The NHLPA is catching some slack for their headshot counterproposal. [Puck Daddy]

• Bar Refaeli was in some magazine. She looked nice. [Don Chavez]

• These people are easily the hippest homeless people ever. [Uncoached]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: We Almost Go Inside The Mind Of Tim Burton But Then We Were Like ‘Eh’