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British People Are Weird

Seriously, what in the fuck does that headline mean? Have you ever found yourself at a loss of words when trying to describe something and then came up with the grand idea of using a reference to a flattened animal as a means of comparison?

“How’s it been going, George?”

“Can’t complain, but my investment portfolio is worse off than a run-over raccoon.

“Unbebloodylievable, George.”

“Indubitably.”

A Flattened Hedgehog Of A Season and Unbebloodylievable [Guardian]