British People Are Weird
Seriously, what in the fuck does that headline mean? Have you ever found yourself at a loss of words when trying to describe something and then came up with the grand idea of using a reference to a flattened animal as a means of comparison?
“How’s it been going, George?”
“Can’t complain, but my investment portfolio is worse off than a run-over raccoon.
A Flattened Hedgehog Of A Season and Unbebloodylievable [Guardian]