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Wake N’ Blog For March 18th: Usually, It Only Burns When You Pee After Leaving The Brothel

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. Holy crap! I have to fill out my brackets! I better crank this sucker out. Send tips to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com, would you?

• Here’s one more example why you shouldn’t get involved with transsexual prostitutes, if you need another reason other than the hooker has a penis. A Swiss man was hospitalized for burns after an apartment building notorious for transsexual prostitutes went up in flames. Worse yet, he was photographed naked standing on a ledge of the building – a photo that was published in a daily Swiss newspaper. Here’s the photo in all its butt crack glory. Yowsers. [MSNBC/AP]

• More LSUfreek animated gif wizardry. Sandra Bullock and a hockey player, dude. [The Sporting Blog]

• Sad news: the “Manny Pacquiao Live In Hawaii Concert Celebration” has been canceled after only 603 tickets were sold. People don’t know good music, man. [Out of Bounds]

• Lane Kiffin now has a 12,000 vote lead over Natalie Gulbis in Esquire‘s “Sexiest Woman Alive” tournament. Awesome. [Busted Coverage]

• This is seriously a heartwarming story. A man with cerebral palsy who loves the video game MLB: The Show because it’s the closest he’s ever been to playing real baseball has been added to the game by the creators. [With Leather]

• Rick Fox is a master thespian. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• Shockingly, other PGA events now want Tiger to show up at their tournaments, too. [Trailing Tiger]

• My favorite: FCL finishes the headline. [Food Court Lunch]

• Some hilarious LOLMLBs from WoW. [Walkoff Walk]

• Here’s an update on the 2010 Beer Matrix. It ‘s about beer. [Puck Daddy]

• The Sex Cannon is coming to D.C.! [Mr. Irrelevant]

Saved By The Bell + Pointer Sisters = Weird. [Warming Glow]

• Who woulda thunk it? PETA doesn’t approve of Mike Tyson’s new bird show. [TV Squad]

• 15 examples of irony. Yeah I really do think. That makes no sense what I just wrote. Roll with it. [Uncoached]

The Onion Headline of the Day: Musher Claims Free Agency Destroyed Chemistry Of Sled-Dog Team