Anna Benson’s Wife Agrees To Minor League Deal With Arizona Diamondbacks
No, I didn’t get the title of this post wrong. Let’s be honest here, I think we all know who wears the crotchless pants in that marriage.
Be that as it may, Kris Benson, who missed the entire 2007 season after rotator cup surgery, played Triple-A ball for the Phillies in 2008 and only appeared in eight games for the Rangers last season, agreed Wednesday to a minor league deal with the Arizona Diamondbacks.
Yeah, who cares, right? This guy wouldn’t even be on the radar if it wasn’t his skanky-ass wife nor would this post have been written. I mean look at that thing. Now I ain’t saying I wouldn’t hit it, but my guess is she probably leaves snail tracks everywhere she goes. Messy.
And since she hasn’t been whoring herself out much lately, for nostalgia’s sake, here are a few more photos of Anna at her best. Or worse, depending on your point of view. And since it’s late afternoon on St. Patrick’s Day, you are likely seeing double vision at this point anyway. At least you should be, Sally.
Kris Benson agrees to minor league deal with D’backs [USA Today]