It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (March 16th)

• Sean Avery a/k/a The Cock Knocker returns! [Melt Your Face Off]

• The Masters in 3-D is going to be life, far out, man. [Waggle Room]

• YE Yang does his best Jan Brady imitation on Twitter. [Trailing Tiger]

• St. Louis loves their HJs. [Joe Sports Fan]

• By far the most comprehensive Tiger timeline you will ever see. [Devil Ball Golf]

• More photoshop wizardry from my boys at FHF. [Four Habs Fans]

• Here’s a tip for anyone planning on attending a golf tournament. Don’t touch a player’s ball if it lands by you. You might get tackled. [Out of Bounds]

• Nobody is happy about the Josh Howard-Albert Pujols trade rumors. [Big League Stew]

• KSK continues their “Better Know A Draft Pick” feature with Tony Washington. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• The failure that is the four-jerseys-in-one Brett Favre tribute. [Shutdown Corner]

• If you’re enough of a weirdo to do want to do something like this, you will be able to watch a Phillies game nearby the grave site of former announcer Harry Kalas. Creepy. [The700Level]

• Enough with Bill Simmons already! [The Big Lead]

• Gourmet Spud brings us another scam he has fallen for. [Food Court Lunch]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Laser Pointer Aimed Toward Space In 1997 Finally Annoying Planet 13 Light-Years Away