SOB EXCLUSIVE!!! Tiger Woods To Return To Competitive Golf When He Competes In A Tournament
Forget about what the Associated Press is reporting. TMZ? Shameless, self-promoting famewhores. And the AFP? Screw those French bastards. Your resident newshound here at the Sportress has the most inside of inside scoops on when Tiger Woods will return to competitive golf. I have been sitting on this powder keg of breaking news for far too long, so here goes:
My sources tell me that when Tiger Woods tees off in the first round of a PGA tournament – which will likely be on a Thursday, I have heard – that will mark the moment of the golfer’s official return to the PGA Tour.
And since I can guarantee this with 100% certainty, you can take that fact to the bank, baby!
AP sources: Woods likely to return at Masters [AP]
Tiger Woods — Major Clue in Golf Comeback [TMZ]
Speculation grows over Woods return to golf [AFP]