It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (March 12th)
• A very special message from Ben Roethlisberger. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• A mascot tried to eat ESPN SportsNation‘s Michelle Beadle. [Busted Coverage]
• Here’s a Wunderlic Test even Tim Tebow could ace. [Guyism]
• Snoop Dogg is a huge Sidney Crosby fan. [P.S.A.M.P.]
• Ben Roethlisberger was photographed with a bunch of Georgia cops the night of the, ahem, incident. Nope, no conflict of interest there. [With Leather]
• Ian Poultier’s legions of fans dress like him, mess up everybody’s rods and cones. [Devil Ball Golf]
• Funny Colorado Rockies commercial where Dexter Fowler teaches Todd Helton about Twitter. [Big League Stew]
• Hex wraps up the week with a very entertaining “What Are You Thinking?” [Melt Your Face Off]
• The Philadelphia 76ers aren’t real impressed with Stephen A. Smith’s writing. Join the group. [You Been Blinded]
• Fifteen hilarious fan-made signs. [Uncoached]
• And finally, since there can never be enough mocking and ridiculing of Ben Roethlisberger, here’s The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: ‘She’s Probably A Money-Hungry Liar,’ Extremely Nervous Steelers Fans Report