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Wake N’ Blog For March 11th: Apparently, There Is A Transsexual Chicken Crisis

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. Here in Minnesota, the rain is beginning to wash all the goddamn snow away, which means golf season is approaching fast. W00t! Now that you know about the weather in my neck of the woods (I know you were dying to know), why don’t you send me some tips at weedagainstspeed@gmail.com?

• Dubbed “funky chickens,” there seems to be an epidemic of chickens with sexual identity issues. “Now researchers have figured out the cause of the gender-confusing traits: Half of their bodies are full of female sex cells, while the other half contains mostly male cells.” Huh. Instead of funky chickens, we should just call them “Bonos.” Pshaw! [MSNBC/AP]

• The Green Bay Packers might be coming out with an alternate jersey. Will you be able to get it in #4? [Shutdown Corner]

• According to former Jaguar Tony Boselli, being a fan of the team is a person’s “civic duty.” [The Sporting Blog]

• An alleged mistress of Tiger Woods says he was better than Michael Jordan in bed. [Out of Bounds]

• The fellas at KB do a wonderful job of unraveling the mystery of the missing Sidney Crosby hockey equipment, which has now been found by the way. Call of the hounds! [Orland Kurtenblog]

• Indeed, the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant was a momentous event in pop culture history. [Busted Coverage]

• The Top 10 reasons the most recent Ben Roethlisberger scandal is nothing to worry about. [Five Tool Tool]

• Promotional commercials for the Boston Bruins featuring Bruins Bear are hilarious. [The Legend Of Cecilio Guante]

• Living room boxing rules. Watch this guy get knocked out and piss himself. [Total Pro Sports]

• The New Jersey Nets promise “Something New in 2011.” If it’s not “don’t suck balls,” I don’t see how this is going to help. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Good news for beer snobs: although beer sales are down, craft beer sales are up 10%. I like beer. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• I will link to any post entitled, “Secret Dwarf Hooker, Part 2” every time. [FilmDrunk]

• Ladies and gentlemen, Nirvana and Smashing Pumpkins playing Twister. [Uncoached]

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