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Wake N’ Blog For March 10th: Mmmmmm, Breast Milk Cheese

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• Chef Daniel Angerer has begun serving up a cheese made out of his wife’s breast milk at his New York City restaurant, Klee Brasserie. On his website, Angerer wrote, “We are fortunate to have plenty of pumped mommy’s milk on hand, and we even freeze a good amount of it. Our small freezer ran out of space. To throw it out would be like wasting gold.” This marks the second day in a row that the Wake N’ Blog bizarre story of the day was about human breast milk. I can’t wait for tomorrow. [MSNBC]

• Ichiro loves his Punch-Out! on the Wii. [First Cuts]

• Ochocinco went positively medieval on Colin Cowherd’s ass via Twitter yesterday. I like it – Cowherd is a Grade-A Douchetard. [Out of Bounds]

• Brett Favre isn’t as famous in Abu Dhabi as you would think. [You Been Blinded]

• In a poll, 55% of Jacksonville Jaguars 800 season ticket holders polled don’t want the team to draft Tim Tebow. Fifty-five percent, eh? If you extrapolate that out to the entire season ticket fan base, what is 55%? Like 600 people? [Shutdown Corner]

• Houston Rockets forward Shane Battier is not a highly-skilled karaoke singer. [Last Angry Fan]

• Good question: Why Does the USGA Have to Fall on a Sword for Ping? [Waggle Room]

• Oh dear. Mike Dunleavy has been fired by the Los Angeles Clippers. Again. [Guyism]

• The nation of South Africa needs one billion condoms for the upcoming World Cup. Yowsers. [No Guts, No Glory]

• Robert DeNiro will portray Vince Lombardi in an upcoming film produced by ESPN. [With Leather]

•  Keanu Reeves has said a Bill & Ted’s sequel is a possibility. Well, you should always strike while the iron is hot, I guess. [FilmDrunk]

• The debate regarding whether the toilet seat should be left up or down is officially resolved. [Uncoached]

• Some totally awesome It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia animated gifs. [Warming Glow]

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