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Catch-All Category

It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (March 10th)

• CBS has released announcer pairings for the NCAA tournament! Yes! It’s almost here, people. [Awful Announcing]

• Disgraced track star Marion Jones has joined a WNBA team. Yep. [With Leather]

• Nomar Garciaparra has announced his retirement. Wait. He wasn’t retired already? [The Sporting Blog]

• The horny spring training photographer has struck again! [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• A high school basketball team has six buzzer beater wins this season. [Guyism]

• Twin Cities newspaper thinks Washington’s baseball team is called the Nationals. [Big League Stew]

• Matt Cooke will not be suspended for blindsiding Marc Savard. Makes sense. Savard is still alive, right? [Puck Daddy]

• The “Always Enjoyable Inflatable John Terry Mistress Doll” is a delight for the entire family. [Out of Bounds]

• Twins infielder Nick Punto said he would like to endorse male-enhancement product Extenze. [Walkoff Walk]

• They make Montreal Canadiens Oreos? [Four Habs Fans]

• A delightful story of a “threatening” confrontation on a golf course. [Waggle Room]

• Ladies and gentlemen, the Big Lebowski Morality Continuum. [FilmDrunk]

• Nashville Predators defenseman Denis Grebeshkov will be out several weeks after testicle surgery. That ain’t good. [Total Pro Sports]