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It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (March 9th)

• Uh-oh, Joe Buck and his wife are separating. I have been meaning to get to this story the past couple of days, but my douchetrometer has been malfunctioning, and we all know you can’t write a good Joe Buck story without a trusty douchetrometer. [With Leather]

• KSK has the digs on what really happened in that bathroom in Georgia. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Holy crap! Tiger and Elin were spotted kissing! Now she’s infected with horndogorrhea! [Out of Bounds]

• Twins closer Joe Nathan might be shut down for season for Tommy John surgery. I don’t wanna talk about it. [Big League Stew]

• Dan Levy chimes in on the Bill Simmons-Keith Olbermann kerfuffle. [The Sporting Blog]

• My favorite interweb feature: FCL finishes the headline. [Food Court Lunch]

• This is the saddest shoe commercial ever. The fact that Bill Walton is in it makes that fact even more perplexing. THROW IT DOWN, BIG MAN! THROW IT DOWN! [Ball Don’t Lie]

• Awwww, how cute. “Bride” and “Groom” matching jerseys. Gag. [Joe Sports Fan]

• Brooklyn Decker looking sexy (as usual) in a Portuguese magazine? Yes please. [Busted Coverage]

• Here is some A-Rod-as-centaur-themed LSUfreek animated .gif goodness. [The Sporting Blog]

The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Uh-Oh, Annoying Coworker Going To Tell You Why IndyCar Racing Completely Different From NASCAR

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