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Wake N’ Blog For March 8th: A Morturary Holding A Chili Cook-Off Is A Grand Idea

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. Bear with us, we have a major Oscars hangover. Yep, way too many reruns of The Odd Couple and Sesame Street. If you would like to share your favorite Oscar the Grouch stories, shoot me an e-mail at weedagainstspeed@gmail.com, or just send tips.

• It’s in the meat, people. A chili cook-off, a murder mystery show and free limo rides are among the activities planned by the Devanny-Condron Funeral Home in Pittsfield, Massachusetts to raise awareness that mortuaries can also be the setting of happier activities. Really? They can? [MSNBC/AP]

• Producers of the Oscars nixed Tiger Woods jokes from the broadcast. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Jimmy Kimmel doesn’t find Tony Romo handsome. Poor Tony Romo. [You Been Blinded]

• Here are the Top 10 reasons Sidney Crosby declined to appear on David Letterman. [Puck Daddy]

• It’s being reported that Tiger Woods changed his cell phone number five times last year. That’s it? [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

• Noted Cubs fan and Rage Against The Machine guitarist Tom Morello thinks Cubs fans are racist. [Tremendous Upside Potential]

• To get Tim Tebow’s autograph, you need $160 and four hours. Sorry, I have to watch some paint dry. [The Last Angry Fan]

• Top 10 destinations for Donovan McNabb. [Five Tool Tool]

• Dunkin Donuts coffee is worth more than Washington Wizards tickets. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• 15 great moments in brutal honesty. [Uncoached]

• The greatest boat name ever: Sex Panther. [Don Chavez]

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