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Mariano Rivera Feels So Good Right Now He Could Practically Eat Himself

lAt least that is what can be inferred from what the Yankees closer said after throwing his first round of live batting practice earlier today:

“I feel outstanding,” Rivera said after his 34-pitch session to minor-leaguers. “Delicious. Bueno.”

Mmmm-mmmmm! Yummy. Interestingly, do you want to know how I feel today? Aromatic. Like a fresh bulb of garlic, I tell ya.

Anyway, good for Rivera for feeling so great, despite his unique way of putting it. I bet if he could, Mariano would eat his liver with some fava beans and nice Chianti.

Yankees closer Mariano Rivera feeling ‘delicious’ after throwing first live batting practice session [New York Daily News]