Wake N’ Blog For March 5th: Couple Spends Wedding Night In Jail, Better Than The Crappy Motel 6 They Had Reservations At
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• Blushing bride Ann Putignano-Keene has been charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon after trying to run over a former lover of her new husband, Timothy Keene, with her car. The groom, a registered sex offender, was charged with disorderly conduct. If these kids can’t make it, what chance is there for anyone else? [MSNBC/AP]
• John Daly claims that doctors working for Callaway tried to force him to take anti-depressants. [The Sporting Blog]
• Former Seahawks wide receiver Nate Burleson has signed a contract with the Detroit Lions worth $25 million, $11 million of that which is guaranteed. That ain’t right. [Shutdown Corner]
• The Top 10 reasons Chicago is to blame for Milton Bradley’s poor season last year. [Five Tool Tool]
• OMG! Jamie Grubbs allegedly cheated on Tiger Woods with UFC fighter. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]
• The giant inflatable beaver movement is getting out of control. [Out of Bounds]
• If you are not listening to the House of Punte podcasts, you are missing out. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• Ohio State head coach Jim Tressel did an interview with an LGBT magazine. Huh. [EDSBS]
• Florida Panthers radio guy Randy Moller’s goal calls are awesome. [Epic Carnival]
• Showing off, Golden Tee style. [Sharapova’s Thigh]
• Joakim Noah was as goofy-looking at age 12 as he is today. [Ball Don’t Lie]
• A look at the reasons behind why LeBron James rejected certain numbers for his jersey change. [That NBA Lottery Pick]
• Here’s a breakdown on how the average American man spends his day. [Uncoached]
• The Onion Headline of the Day: Houseguest Just Going To Lie There Until Rest Of House Wakes Up