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The Talking Dick Vitale Fathead Is Transferable, Baby!

Which is a good thing, I suppose, because if a person ever purchased one of these atrocities for me as a gift, the authorities would probably need to enter the Dick Vitale Fathead into evidence for my impending murder trial.

If that wasn’t enough, the new space-friendly Fathead Jr. of Dick Vitale is debuting unique Fathead technology which enables Dick’s image to “talk.” With the wave of a special pen, the Dick Vitale image exclaims signature phrases, like “Diaper Dandy,” “PTP’er,” “Dipsy-doo, Dunk-a-roo” and of course “It’s Awesome Baby!” The talking Dick Vitale Fathead Jr. is the first of its kind as Fathead continues to innovate and push the envelope for passionate fans everywhere.

Sweet merciful Christ, I cannot believe anyone with a soul thought it was a good idea to have a talking Dick Vitale Fathead. Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one? Oh yeah, the company who wants you to terrorize your children, family, friends and even your pets with your uncomfortable need to decorate the walls of your home with life-sized images of your sports “heroes.”

To add an additional layer of kick-you-in-the-crotch madness, Fathead is also holding their 2nd annual “You’re A Winner, Baby!” sweepstakes. Cripes.

Collegiate basketball fans everywhere can enter the “You’re A Winner Baby” Sweepstakes at, for their chance to win the “Awesome” prizes, including an XZipit(R) Game Rocker, Dick Vitale signed memorabilia, and great Fathead(R) products throughout the month of March.

The people behind this are terrible, terrible people. May God have mercy on their souls.

Dick Vitale a real Fathead [Game On!]
Fathead(R) Launches First Ever “Talking” Fathead with Dick Vitale Timed with 2nd Annual “You’re A Winner Baby” Sweepstakes Fans can log onto or to win Big Including Dick Vitale’s Fathead and Signed Merchandise!! [CNBC]