It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (March 5th)
• Hoo boy. Ben Roethlisberger accused of second sexual assault. [Deadspin]
• It was a banner edition of KSK Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• Tiger has summoned swing coach Hank Haney to Orlando. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]
• It truly is the End of Days: Bill Simmons and Rick Reilly did a podcast. [The Big Lead]
• Photo of a broad checking out Tim Tebow’s package. Sorry honey, he’s saving it for Jesus. I meant his virginity, or course. Wait, that doesn’t make that sound any more appropriate at all. [Busted Coverage]
• Here’s the inside scoop regarding the KSU assistant coach/porn star story. [Out of Bounds]
• NASCAR guy (I think) Darrel Waltrip thought Tim Tebow stole his car. [With Leather]
• Why yes, the monopoly Topps has over the baseball card industry is going quite splendidly, thanks for asking. [Walkoff Walk]
• Hey, golfer guy covered in cactus? You’re doing it wrong. [Total Pro Sports]
• Nightmare fuel involving a video of a women discussing “penis power” and “vagina power.” Yowsers. [Uncoached]