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Off Topic: Old Fogey In Online Ad Seems Pretty Pissed Off About His Mortgage

Jeez, old man, calm down! LowerMyBills.com is going to help you out with those inflated mortgage interest rates!

Man, I don’t know – it was a lot better when they went with the the calm, soothing feeling displayed when Jesus appeared in these ads. He made me feel much more secure regarding putting my entire financial future in the hands of some faceless, fly-by-night, online company.

This old guy makes me feel…well, terrified. And dreadfully alone in the world, for some reason.