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Wake N’ Blog For March 3rd: Lazy British Bloke Ticketed For Walking His Dog From His Car

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• What a bloody wanker! Paul Railton was fined and had his driver’s license suspended for six months after getting busted for walking his dog from his car by holding the leash out of the window. His lawyer admitted it wasn’t the wisest decision. “[I]t was a silly thing to do and there was an element of laziness.” Just a spot of laziness, a wee bit of laziness is right, yes sir, guv’nor! Okay, British accents don’t go over well when you type it. [MSNBC]

• Shedding some light on the convenience of the timing of the release of John Daly’s personnel file. [The Sporting Blog]

• An interesting discussion of Michael Wilbon’s blasting of Alexander Ovechkin. [D.C. Sports Bog]

• Tiger Woods is showing up on the sides of hooker vans in Taiwan. [Busted Coverage]

• Part III of IV of Gourmet Spud’s feature, “Scams I Have Fallen For.” [Food Court Lunch]

• Michael Vick says he wants to be a Carolina Panther for at least one completely lame reason. [The Big Lead]

• Here is a behind the scenes account of what transpired at Tiger’s speech. [Trailing Tiger]

• Twenty-three great moments in sports Twitter history (that never happened). [All Q’d Up (via FanIQ)]

• On this day in 1993, Manute Bol drained six three-pointers. Yowsers. [The700Level]

• The White House claims Obama never called Tiger Woods. [Out of Bounds]

• USC safety Taylor Mays is fast. [Outside the Boxscore]

• Masters champ Angel Cabrera wants Tiger to return for the Masters. [Waggle Room]

• That Russian guy who is expected to buy the New Jersey Nets lost $53 million, doesn’t seem to care much about it. [Guyism]

• A photo of Larry Fitzgerald riding an elephant in Asia. That guy can do it all. [Deuce of Davenport]

• Five concrete reasons men are allowed to watch figure skating and not feel guilty about it. [Uncoached]

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