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Tiger Woods-Emblazoned Whoremobile Refutes Saying ‘If This Van’s A-Rockin’…’

“…don’t come a-knockin’!” Instead, the old saying should be altered – at least in Taiwan – to “If this van’s a-rockin’, you better come a-flockin’!” or “If this van’s a-rockin’, boots are a-knockin’!” which is a little closer to the original saying so I guess that makes it a little better.

Anyhoo, some entrepreneurial Taiwanese pimps (or whatever they are called there) thought it would be a grand idea to capitalize on Tiger Woods reputation as an uncontrollable horndogger to help promote their business and added the golfer’s visage to their Whoremobiles.

Whore vans, what a concept! Now, do people pay to have sex in the van or is just that the hookers are driven around in the van and delivered to you like a pizza? The mind boggles at all the sexy possibilities. I suppose no matter the way the Whoremobile is utilized, it is a brilliant concept. You can say what you want about the sex trade, but putting together prostitution and increased mobility is the best combination since peanut butter and chocolate. Or peanut butter and Taiwanese hookers, for that matter. Skippy is valuable as gold over there.

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