It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (March 1st)

• A lot of people watched the gold medal hockey game yesterday. [Puck Daddy]

• Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is not a fan of your tattoos, son. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• Fantastic column by Will Leitch about Roger Ebert. Phenomenal. [Deadspin]

• The University of Nebraska cheerleaders did the polar plunge for charity, likely got pretty nipply. [Busted Coverage]

• Do you believe in giant inflatable beavers? I know I do. [Out of Bounds]

• Ozzie Guillen was wearing Papa Smurf pajama bottoms during an interview on WGN. [Mouthpiece Sports]

• Do you want an Olympics participation medal? Of course you do. [FirstCuts]

• LeNoceur is relieved the Olympics are over. You know, because now we can get back to the important stuff: meaningless NHL games between teams going nowhere. Yippee! [Melt Your Face Off]

• Need an excuse to get out of work for March Madness? Get a vasectomy. [The Dagger]

• Bobsledder Steve Holcomb’s eye surgery was not considered performance-enhancing. Should it? [With Leather]

• The Golf Channel is rolling out their Ray Romano and John Daly reality shows. [Devil Ball Golf]

• KSK writing about hockey? I like it. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

Hey, why don’t you make my job easier and send me some tips? You will feel good about yourself and I’m pretty sure it’s tax deductible. Don’t quote me on that.