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Wake N’ Blog For February 26th: 40 Oz To Freedom My Ass!

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. We enjoy an occasional 40 oz. of smooth malt liquor ourselves. Send tips and suggestions to what other cheap-ass liquor we can drink to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com. Please do not suggest Boone’s Farm. Thanks.

• 40 Oz Malt Liquor Beverage + Angry Mom = Running Through Kid’s School With Sword. Police in Memphis arrested an inebriated 32-year-old woman Riverview Elementary School after she was caught running through the school with armed with a sword. She was allegedly at the school to settle a dispute with a parent of another child. She was charged with aggravated assault and for possibly being the worst ninja assassin ever. Step it up, woman! [MSNBC/AP]

• Jose Canseco owes over $320,000 in taxes. [Out of Bounds]

• The 15 best sports-themed episodes in television history. [KoldKastTV (via Hot Clicks)]

• An example from the Olympics as to why you should never turn your cell phone off. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Do you know those “Visit British Columbia” commercials that have been airing during the Olympics featuring the likes of Steve Nash and Sarah McLachlan? Here are some examples of endorsements that didn’t make the cut. [Daddy’s Sugar Ball]

• Sad: today will be the last time Al Roker warms his neck rolls with his Parisian Knot Scarf. [Busted Coverage]

• The Top 10 reasons Nike is standing by Tiger Woods. [Five Tool Tool]

• Hey, Caron Butler! You can’t chew on straws anymore courtside. It’s dangerous. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Lame. Magic Johnson did the John Wall Dance at Kentucky. Enough with it already. [The Dagger]

• Pau Gasol’s girlfriend is attractive. [Hotties in Cleats]

• If you want to know what makes renowned internet funnyman Gourmet Spud laugh, find out here. [Food Court Lunch]

• Here’s this week’s KSK Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag post. Introductory topic: nobody can get their penis hard anymore. Interesting. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• The Sports Hernia Blog is having their first contest ever and it is sponsored by Dick Towel. If you don’t know what a dick towel is, shame on you. [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• Have you ever wanted to know what porn starlets look like dressed normally and not covered in jizz? Here’s your chance. [Uncoached]

The Onion Headline of the Day: Taco Bell Launches New “Morning After” Burrito