Man Cannot Survive On One Photo Of The Cheerleader Of The Week Alone
This is it? This is all we get? What’s the deal with that?
Trust me, I was patient. When I noticed that the new Cheerleader of the Week post was up at Extra Mustard, I of course went to see what lovely lass was profiled this week. On young Miss Kristina Marie Anderson’s profile, who is a senior at the University of Illinois, as is the case with every Cheerleader of the Week profile, there was the following message:
Click here to see a photo gallery of Kristina in action.
One problem: there was no link! Just that sentence, mocking me, ridiculing my need to see more of this young lady. As I said, I was patient. I checked again a couple of hours later. Then I checked again this morning. No luck. Finally, I checked just a few minutes ago. No link to her photo gallery! What gives?
And to make matters worse, according to her responses to the stock questions they ask every Cheerleader of the Week, this little lady appears to be somewhat of a firecracker. To wit:
My best physical feature are: My feet. I get pedicures probably every two weeks because I need them from wearing 4 inch heels at work all day and from running so much.
Four-inch heels, huh? But no mention where she works. No what kind of employment would require an attractive young woman, working her way through college, mind you, feel compelled to wear four-inch heels? It boggles the mind, does it not?
But this response left me a bit perturbed:
My favorite Web Sites are: Google.com and Mapquest.com.
Those are odd responses. What are you running away from, Kristina?
Finally, this answer cinched it:
The most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to me during a game is: I don’t really get embarrassed, but it wasn’t that enjoyable when we were doing rewind j-ups and my skirt went above my bloomers and I couldn’t put it down until after I made a complete 360 so the crowd could see my butt. The whole team was joking with me asking me where I got those thong bloomers. Maybe I need a larger size?
Okay, now I DEMAND that Extra Mustard put up a gallery of her photos! We got ourselves a wild child here!
Come on, this is not fair. Not fair at all, man.
Cheerleader of the Week: Illinois’ Kristina Marie Anderson [Extra Mustard]