Wake N’ Blog For February 24th: Puppet Cleavage Hasn’t Caused Such A Stir Since Madame’s Nip-Slip On ‘Solid Gold’

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• Posters promoting the Broadway show Avenue Q have been taken down off Colorado bus shelters because of the cleavage displayed on a fuzzy pink puppet. The poster has been replaced with one that only shows the face of a puppet. That’s not very sexy. [MSNBC/AP]

• Courtesy of the fine fellas at FHF, your Golden Canadian Olympic Hottie of the Olympics. [Four Habs Fans]

• Tiger Woods apologized to the parents at his kid’s preschool. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Some French broadcasters suggested that Johnny Weir should take a gender test. [Out of Bounds]

• Ladies and gentlemen, the Nirvana figure skater from 1998. Grunge-y. And awkwardly hilarious.[Tremendous Upside Potential]

• At Target Field, you will be able to get Walleye on a Stick. As a Minnesotan, this makes me extremely proud and hungry. [Babes Love Baseball]

• Tim Tebow has announced he will eschew the scouting combine and save himself for Draft Day. Good for him for staying true to his morals. [Style Points]

• Olympic Ice Dancing Thong Photo! [Busted Coverage]

• Here’s an awesome spoof on the LeBron James “Witness” advertising campaign: a “Whiteness” t-shirt. Brilliant. [FirstCuts]

• Elin Nordegren was spotted in Dubai around Valentine’s Day. [Waggle Room]

• If you have nothing better to do with your life, you can log on to a website and sign a petition imploring the Jaguars to draft Tim Tebow. Get real. [Game On!]

• There were a bevy of busty babes at the AVN Awards. Bonerrific. [Uncoached]

• Excellent headline from KSK: “Trilateral Commission Chair Robot Peyton Manning Threw the Super Bowl to Appease Alien Free Mason Elders of Zion.”  [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• The Onion Headline of the Day: Day Job Officially Becomes Job [The Onion]