Wake N’ Blog For February 23rd: Hey, It’s Still Educational: Substitute Teacher Shows History Video Containing Porn

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• To be fair, the Treaty of Versailles was a snooze-fest. A substitute teacher at Cliff High in New Mexico is in hot water after playing a video of a History Channel program about the Treaty of Versailles that was taped over a porno. A few seconds of pornographic images appeared in the video and the tape was played for students twice. The sub claims he got the video from a friend. [MSNBC/AP]

• Kurt Vonnegut wrote about sports? Whaa? [Style Points]

• Blogosphere favorite Buzz Bissinger is no fan of Brett Favre. [The Sporting Blog]

• There is no offseason for Raiders jokes. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Washington Nationals Tyler Clippard ate a lucky hot dog. [More Hardball]

• Playgirl wants to do a Michael Vick pictorial. [Shutdown Corner]

• Surprise: Michael Phelps looked like a douche at the Winter Olympics. Nice scarf. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• The NHL’s five biggest surprises at this point. [Puck Daddy]

• Gold medal-winning figure skater Evan Lysacek is dating gymnast Nastia Liukin. [With Leather]

• Natalie Portman will star in a movie about pothead friends. Nice. [FilmDrunk]

• Twins manager Ron Gardenhire gave Canuck Justin Morneau some grief about the U.S.-Canada hockey game. [Big League Stew]

• A funny version of Two & A Half Men? I gotta see this. [Warming Glow]

• Norm MacDonald rules. [Uncoached]

• The Onion Headline of the Week: Former Prom King Now Living Anonymously Among Commoners [The Onion]