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Hopefully, The Ohio National Guard Didn’t See This Kent State Sideline Reporter

♪ ♪ Man stutters, Jon Jankowski’s comin’.
He’s finally on his own.
This winter I hear the mumblin’.
Boom goes the dynamite in Ohio.

♪ ♪ Gotta get down to it.
Producers are putting him on.
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew him and
Found him hyperventilating on the court?
How can you laugh when you know?

♪ ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.

♪ ♪ Gotta get down to it.
Producers are putting him on.
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew him and
Found him hyperventilating on the court?
How can you laugh when you know?

♪ ♪ Man stutters, Jon Jankowski’s comin’.
He’s finally on his own.
This winter I hear the mumblin’.
Boom goes the dynamite in Ohio.
Boom goes the dynamite in Ohio.
Boom goes the dynamite in Ohio.
Boom goes the dynamite in Ohio.
Boom goes the dynamite in Ohio.
Boom goes the dynamite in Ohio.
Boom goes the dynamite in Ohio.
Boom goes the dynamite in Ohio.
Boom goes the dynamite in Ohio. ♪ ♪

The Kent State shootings in 1970? The song “Ohio” by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young? Any of it ringing a bell? No? You young damn whippersnappers.

Uncomfortable Moments In Sideline Reporting History: Kent State Basketball Edition [Sharapova’s Thigh]