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Wake N’ Blog (February 18th): ‘I Make-a You The Good Cat Stew, Just How-a You Like It!’

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• Beppe Bigazzi, the 77-year-old host of a popular morning program in Italy, has been suspended by Italian state television after he regaled viewers with culinary wonders of the common feline. “Who’s not fat, kills the cat. Cat, soaked for three days in the running water of a stream” in Tuscany “comes out with its meat white, and I assure you — I have eaten it many times — that it is a delicacy,” Bigazzi continued. Who cares? Does anybody really like cats anyway? Filthy animals. To be honest, as an Italian, I am more offended by my weaksauce Luigi Risotto reference in the title of this post. Not because it is humorous stereotype of Italians – in fact, I love it – because I couldn’t come up with anything better. [MSNBC/AP]

• The photos that have surfaced of Tiger Woods jogging appear to indicate he’s replaced indiscriminate screwing with uninhibited eating. [Out of Bounds]

• Speaking of Tiger, the reaction of PGA Tour players regarding his not-really-a-press-conference are mixed. [Waggle Room]

• The Valentine’s Day undie run in D.C. was interesting, cellulite-y. [Busted Coverage]

• It’s becoming a tradition: your Canadian (Second Place) Olympic Hottie of the Day! [Four Habs Fans]

• Ugh. Ratings for the Olympics have taken a hit because of American Idol. What’s wrong with you people? Even if you already know who is going to win, the Olympics are still better than that freak show. [Sports Media Watch]

• Hilarious. In light of Oprah’s epic and supremely awkward interaction with Drew Brees, Chris Hanson’s Axe discusses other occasions when the Queen of All Media epic failed with a guest (nice to see a post up, fellas). [Style Points]

• The Top 10 unasked questions for Tiger Woods. [Five Tool Tool]

• Part II of IV of scams that Gourmet Spud has fallen for. He’s one of the best, kids. [Food Court Lunch]

• Who wouldn’t want a New York Jets helmet phone that was used at the 1997 NFL Draft is what I would like to know. [FirstCuts]

• One word: Dinoshark. That is all. [Warming Glow]

• Hilarious signs held by the homeless. We’re not laughing at them…yeah, we’re laughing at them. [Uncoached]

• A painfully entertaining BMX faceplant .gif. [Total Pro Sports]

• What do you mean? The U.S. snowboard team outfits are totally bitchin’, brah! [Larry Brown Sports]

The Onion Headline of the Day: Local Asshole Attains World-Class Status [The Onion]