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Tony Kornheiser, You Ignorant Slut

C’mon, just because Tony’s ding-a-ling ain’t got that swing any more, it doesn’t mean he has to go ahead and ruin it for the rest of us.

Speaking on his radio show a couple of days ago, here is what Kornholer had to say about the outfit Hannah Storm was wearing on SportsCenter (we believe the outfit in question is the one pictured above). Via The Big Lead:

“Hannah Storm in a horrifying, horrifying outfit today. She’s got on red go-go boots and a catholic school plaid skirt … way too short for somebody in her 40s or maybe early 50s by now. She’s got on her typically very, very tight shirt. She looks like she has sausage casing wrapping around her upper body … I know she’s very good, and I’m not supposed to be critical of ESPN people, so I won’t … but Hannah Storm … come on now! Stop! What are you doing? … She’s what I would call a Holden Caulfield fantasy at this point.”

TBL correctly points out that Miss Storm is actually 47-years-old, and if I may say so myself, she looks pretty damn good. So I suggest the lovely Hannah continue to stuff the envelope with her outfits. If you got it, flaunt it, right?

Further, I wonder if Don Ohlmyer, the ESPN Ombudsman, will have anything to say regarding one ESPN staffer harshly criticizing another employee of tWWL for the way they dress. Fur could fly, baby.

And by the way, those are clearly hooker boots – not go-go boots as Kornheiser refers to them – at least in my estimation. You know, because that would make Hannah an even nastier girl, which is good.

Tony Kornheiser Does Not Seem to Approve of Hannah Storm’s “Go-Go Boots” and “Very Very Tight Shirt” [The Big Lead]