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Bad News, Cowboys Fans: Jessica Simpson Insists She And Tony Romo Are Still Pals

If Cowboys fans thought for one second that they had heard the last of Jessica Simpson, they best think again. In an interview with Allure magazine, Jessica claims that her and Tony (pictured above, in happier times) still talk and she remains the most untalented, pseudo-famous fan of the Dallas Cowboys.

“I’m still a fan. I’m a huge fan. I wear my gear, and I cheer Tony on. You know, I talked to Tony today. None of my breakups, none of it’s been bitter.”

Thank God! If they were not still in contact with each other, there would be little chance that Jessica would walk back into Tony’s love life and once again be his little, half-witted, big-titted, special someone. Without that, she could never be the catalyst for Romo’s quarterback play to revert back into the clusterfuck of a disaster it was when they were dating. This means there is still hope, Cowboys haters, and we can all be thankful for that.

As an aside, here are a few of the photos from Simpson’s Allure photo shoot. Not too shabby. The girl appears to have cleaned herself up nicely. Still dumb as a box of rocks, but looking good.

I know what you’re thinking, what do these photos have to do with sports? Sure, technically they are not sports-related, but if some photos can cause you to sport wood, that’s pretty close, right?

Jessica Simpson still a Cowboys fan, still talking to Tony Romo [The Dallas Morning News]